About us

Our Mission.

We aim to provide a solution that complements your existing underwear collection, rather than selling you new ones to address swass (sweaty ass or swamp ass). Our innovative swass guard® is designed to effectively prevent swass, offering a practical approach to beat the heat.

There are so many different styles and fits of underwear, claiming to be moisture wicking and breathable. Some probably even work if all you do is walk around in your underwear. But for those of us that work hard, and play harder, there is now a solution that will help reduce the amount of sweat going down your crack. The swass guard is worn up against your skin and clips to your underwear waistband. Back sweat that would normally drip down your back and funnel into your crack is absorbed. It stops back sweat before it becomes crack sweat.

Why was it developed?

I’ve always been a sweaty guy. I can soak a shirt with sweat just standing around on a hot day. Several years ago, I started desert racing a Jeep Cherokee. For each race, we had to wind our way through a maze of vendors and booths to reach the required prerace safety inspection. Depending on the time of the year and the size of the race, I found myself with a bad case of swass (sweaty ass or swamp ass) at the end of the day. One hundred plus degree weather combined with lines and more lines, lead to a lot of sweat. I thought if I could find a way to absorb the sweat coming off my back before it soaked my underwear, I could improve the situation. Over many years I tried several different methods and finally came up with the current configuration of the swass guard.

What was once just mine, can now be yours. Enjoy!